Sähköpostiin tupsahti taas suupieliä kohottavaa
kamaa. Paljon oon vitsejä nähnyt, mutta ainakin itselleni tuo
blondivitsi oli uusi, ja vähän vaihteluakin tavallisiin
blondivitseihin. Ja olipa tuo mainos sitten tosiaan iso
(halusi asentaa jonkun pikapalikan, mutta ainakin mulla meni nopsasti,
virusscanneri ei ole älähtänyt ja en havainnut vielä mitään haittaa
siitä).
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Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute
blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he
says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who
had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would
you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about
nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting
topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all
eat the same stuff - grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow
turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do
you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I
haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it
that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s h *
t
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ja sitten se I S O mainos, joka on täällä :-)
keskiviikko, 10. elokuu 2005